Afri Hype

It's expected that the ladies will flare up calling me all sort of names when they see a thread like this but the truth is always bitter.  

 Before the main topic, I will like to share a story of what happened to me few years ago which goes to tell you that most ladies can never be trusted even if you sacrifice your life for them. 

Story 

I met Lola ( a very pretty lady) at a shopping mall. When I saw her, I was like mehn! I must get this girl. To cut the story short, we exchange contacts and I paid for her
expenses and since then our love story sky rocket like Romeo and Juliet. Despite the fact that I cannot afford the most expensive gifts but at least I am trying within my capacity to take care of her financially. 

After a while, I noticed her sudden change of behaviour but each time I challenged her on this, she will accuse me of all sort of things I did not commit. What kept ringing in my heart is definitely somebody is screwing this babe. 

On day I traced her movement only to discover that she was with a big boy kissing her in his vehicle and squeezing her boobies like orange.  

That experience still rings bad omen about ladies in my mind till date but well like some people will say, we still have the good ones. Hmm! We shall see.  

Now to the topic: 

We all know that we are in a society where financial pressure is normally mounted on guys. And this is because that's the way God designed it and nothing can change it. To a large extent, this notion that men are the providers has turned many ladies to lazy bone, hence, looking for guys they will scam to meet ends needs, while they do nothing.  

In recent time, all we hear is money this, money that, and you begin to wonder what the world is really turning to. Ooooh yes !! money plays a vital role in relationships and its impact cannot be over emphasized anytime any day, but the question is, what do these ladies who worship money have to offer? 

Purpose of the topic: 

Briefly let's discuss on ways ladies maltreat their broke boyfriend when they come across rich guys.

• 1. They get unnecessarily cold

One thing I have seen when the interest of a lady is dwindling in a relationship, is that she becomes incessantly quiet, hence, using monosyllabic words especially during chat. This is because you do not interest her anymore because she has started seeing a richer guy

• 2. She starts demanding for what you can't afford

Some of them will suddenly start demanding unnecessary the moment someone out there is doing something you are not capable of. However, they may demand for something they know you can't afford and will use it as a lame excuse to dump you. They will claim you did not love them. No amount of begging will bring her back.

• 3. Her respect for you dwindles

Just because she's now meeting with important personnel such as Local govt chairman, celebrities, yahoo guys, etc, she will start talking to you rudely and you begin to wonder what you have done wrong. (My brother you no do anything wrong jawe)

• 4. Denial of kitty cat

This reminds me when prof Tosyne2much said that his girlfriend whom he was planning to marry started denying him kitty-cat, using lame excuses that she already gave her life to Jesus Christ, therefore, she almost made him die of konji. This truth cannot be far fetched, she's certainly seeing someone else.

• 5. They give flimsy excuses to discourage him from visiting 

On judgement day, the devil will slap a lot of ladies for using his name to get out of punishment. When your girlfriend starts seeing a richer dude, she will start giving unending excuses as to why she can't visit you. This is because she's no more sexually attracted to you because another dude out there curdling her butt.

• 6. They use unnecessary quotes as status updates

Some of them will post senseless updates just to send signals to you that they are seeing someone else. You will see status updates like, "never walk a broke dude down the aisle", "I never knew someone could care this much". "Stingy and broke guys are like grasshopper" Smh

• 7. Use a rich guy picture as her DP to make him jealous 

Some ladies enjoy inflicting emotional trauma on their broke boyfriend in order to make him jealous and defenceless. Perhaps by coincidence when they come across a celebrity or rich pal, they snap his picture and use it as their Dp with "I love u boo" and they will lie to you that today is his birthday. Smh

• 8. She starts suffocating you with marriage

When a richer dude has promised to marry her, she will start suffocating you with marriage, asking if you are ready or not because her parents have been asking her to bring somebody home. No matter what you say, it won't make any meaning to her. 

Another Guy's True Life Story: 

About twenty years ago, I dated a lady named Bukola. Seeing each other was not an easy task because as at then, there was nothing like BBM, whatsapp, Nairaland, 2go, facebook, etc, still we had regular communication. More so, there was nothing like Mr Fans, Mr Biggs, Sweet Sensation and the likes, so our rendezvous was usually under a mango tree adjacent to the town square. 

We were so much in love with each other that I thought that only death could separate us. Unknown to me that I was actually sleeping on a moving okada. What did I not do for this girl?. Gave my school fee to her when in need just to show my undying love to her, bought her set of panties while I was walk-bouncing the street with only one boxers
As at then, Peugeot 504 was the dream car of every young man and there was this dude (name withheld) whose head looks exactly like Badagri coconut. 

This dude was always disturbing Bukola as if his life depended on her. (Guys I guess you know how intimidating it is when you are riding a bicycle and someone using a car, is wooing your babe)

On different occasions, I have warned this guy to desist from my babe but he wouldn't just listen. It got to a stage that I challenged this dude and engaged in a physical combat with him before Bukola waved goodbye to me. 

As greediness will have its way. I was returning from a job interview when I got the shock of my life. On getting to my door step, I heard a moan emanating from the window and I was like, maybe she was watching one of these Yoruba movie videos. The continuous moan got me suspicious, I tip-toed and peeped through the window, lo and behold, I saw Bukola with my two naked eyes moaning on my bed while this dude was thrusting and sweating profusely.

Ever since then I have been single because I haven't recovered from the emotional trauma. 

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