Crazy Blog Reader Ed. Shares a Very Bizarre Opinion (Disturbing Content)
Hello Laila,
Last night, I dreamt I found myself in heaven. I was singing and even leading hymns among all Christian faithfuls that was admitted into heaven. I was putting on a stainless white garment. The roads were tarred with gold, beautiful castle, lovely garden, and the environment was so serene and free of garbage. All through my stay in heaven, we were singing ONLY hymns with the angels to God all through.
One of the Angels in heaven came to me while I was taking a walk around heaven. The angel took me across the beautiful heavenly gate to where hell is located so I can have a view of how hell look like.
From a very far distance, I sighted lots of people screaming, dancing, singing, sexing, clubbing, smoking, surfing the internet... etc..., right inside hell. I sighted people snatching bags and even raping young girls. In fact, hell can be best described as living in Nigeria. The roads are very bad, no stable electricity, no beautiful houses but all hell inmates are sure catching a whole lots of fun.
The angel took me closer to hell and showed me where some great scientist, thinkers, musicians, politicians, dancer, doctors, footballers, in fact, the world greatest people are all seated in a round table discussing. I couldn't hear what they were discussing so I asked the angle if he's aware of their discussion, and he replied " those men and women are discussing on how to make hell a far better and more comfortable place than heaven"
I looked at the angel and asked him "will they succeed?"
He smiled, " this people made lots of success in transforming earth to a beautiful place with limited resources so, I won't doubt them but no matter how hard they try, they won't be able to transform hell to heaven."
I then reason how boring heaven has been in my few hours there. Few hours in heaven is like thousands of years. The boredom in heaven almost choked me to death. I then pleaded with the Angel to please relocate me to hell.
I said and I quote " Sir! I think hell will be more fun and exciting to me because I can surf the internet, dance to lovely music, club, smoke weed, sex, party, get dirty etc pls, I want to be part of the team that will transform hell to a much beautiful place. pls, relocate me to hell."
The angel was shocked and before I could utter the next word, I woke up from sleep.
Let me say the truth.
If I mistakenly get admitted Into heaven, I swear I'll strangle myself to death. I can't deal with such boredom. A place where there's no Facebook, no twitter, no internet, no lovely songs, no sex, no partying, no clubbing, no innovation, no weed,...etc..., will be deadly boring to me.
How on heaven sake will I be singing only hymns forever? Damn!!! I'll kill myself within the first one week of my admission in heaven. I can't deal with such boredom, I prefer the hell the angel showed me.
By Ed. Onoriode
The angel took me closer to hell and showed me where some great scientist, thinkers, musicians, politicians, dancer, doctors, footballers, in fact, the world greatest people are all seated in a round table discussing. I couldn't hear what they were discussing so I asked the angle if he's aware of their discussion, and he replied " those men and women are discussing on how to make hell a far better and more comfortable place than heaven"
I looked at the angel and asked him "will they succeed?"
He smiled, " this people made lots of success in transforming earth to a beautiful place with limited resources so, I won't doubt them but no matter how hard they try, they won't be able to transform hell to heaven."
I then reason how boring heaven has been in my few hours there. Few hours in heaven is like thousands of years. The boredom in heaven almost choked me to death. I then pleaded with the Angel to please relocate me to hell.
I said and I quote " Sir! I think hell will be more fun and exciting to me because I can surf the internet, dance to lovely music, club, smoke weed, sex, party, get dirty etc pls, I want to be part of the team that will transform hell to a much beautiful place. pls, relocate me to hell."
The angel was shocked and before I could utter the next word, I woke up from sleep.
Let me say the truth.
If I mistakenly get admitted Into heaven, I swear I'll strangle myself to death. I can't deal with such boredom. A place where there's no Facebook, no twitter, no internet, no lovely songs, no sex, no partying, no clubbing, no innovation, no weed,...etc..., will be deadly boring to me.
How on heaven sake will I be singing only hymns forever? Damn!!! I'll kill myself within the first one week of my admission in heaven. I can't deal with such boredom, I prefer the hell the angel showed me.
By Ed. Onoriode